Jambo's F1 Nonsense
Sunday, 31 July 2011
Hungarian Grand Prix Review
Sunday, 24 July 2011
German Grand Prix 2011 Review
Monday, 11 July 2011
Silverstone GP Review
For the second time this season Sebastian Vettel was not on Pole, it was his team mate Mark Webber, with the Australian turning out to win 12 Months ago he was optimistic ahead of the race. Red Bull continued their 100% record of locking out the front row, Ferrari were right behind them. Hamilton had a shocking qualifying sesion to end up in 10th abeit it wasnt his fault but rather his mechanics for putting old tyres on, instead of new ones. You could say this will fuel his desire to leave even more as his team arent doing him any favours. Paul Di Resta was really the star of qualifying & he sat on the grid in 6th place looking for a slim chance of a podium finish.
As the red lights went out I sort of predicted as I do every week that Mark Webber will loose atleast one position before the first corner. He didnt disapoint with Vettel getting a better start that his team mate to overtake and claim the lead. Hamilton & Schumacher doing well off the grid to move up three places each, Hamilton 10th to 7th and Schumacher 13th to 10th. From the word go Hamilton looked really up for it after a few disasterous weeks. He moved up the field supremely well even without crashing into people. The same cannot be said for Paul Di Resta who although gained his best position this season decided he would go backwards, he may as well have put his car in reverse straight away. Loosing positions to Rosberg & Kobayashi quickly and then deicded to crash into Schumacher to knock his wing off. Schumacher was deemed at fault for the accident and he was given a 10 second drive through penalty meaning he had to not only drive through the pits without having any work done he had to sit in his pit for 10 seconds. This meant he lost a third of a lap on his rivals.
If it wasnt for Hamilton Silverstone would have been pretty dull for the first 30 laps. However we have to thanks the pit-lane machnaics for brightening up the race. First of all for letting Kobayashi go when traffic was coming down the pit-lane leading him to nearly crash, in which he paid a penalty for a 10 second drive through penalty similar to Schumacher. Red Bull made the next error when both Vettel & Alonso coming into the pits at the same time, with the Red Bull Mechanics taking ages to send Vettel back out meaning Alonso overtook the German in the pit lane. Force India decided to catch the contageous bug as well and try to put Sutil's tyres on Di Resta's car. The final cock-up of the day was MClaren & it was the biggest of the lot as it costs Jenson Button his race. The Mechanic needed to change bolt guns in order to get the front right tyre to stay on, however when he put his gun down the lollipop man gave the green light & Jenson obliged driving out of his pit with his wheel not on properly. Button noticed the error and pulled up just out of the pit lane ending his race.
At this point Hamilton had made it up to 3rd Place behind Alonso & Vettel. Then on his radio he got the news no driver wants to hear, "Lewis you need to maintain your fuel in order to finish the race". Meaning he had to slow down in order to be able to last out the race. On public radio's this is always a bad thing to state to your driver, Webber & Massa hearing over the radio that they should attack Hamilton as he has to slow down. The MClaren driver allowing Webber to overtake him as he had no choice. It came down to the last 2 laps and the engineers told Hamilton he could now race at full pace again. Massa was right behind him at this point, it was a last lap shootout between Hamilton & Massa. It wasnt too long ago in Monaco that thesse two drivers had been side by side with each other (that one ended up with Massa going into the wall). This one ended up with Hamilton nudging Massa off the road luckily there was no wall for the Brazilian to crash into this time. Hamilton finished 0.0283 ahead of the Ferrari driver to claim a good 4th place.
Here are the race results:
1 Fernando Alonso Ferrari Winner
2 Sebastian Vettel Red Bull +16.5 secs
3 Mark Webber Red Bull +16.9 secs
4 Lewis Hamilton McLaren +28.9 secs
5 Felipe Massa Ferrari +29.0 secs
6 Nico Rosberg Mercedes GP +60.6 secs
7 Sergio Perez Sauber +65.5 secs
8 Nick Heidfeld Renault +75.5 secs
9 Michael Schumacher Mercedes GP +77.9 secs
10 Jaime Alguersuari Toro Rosso +79.1 secs
11 Adrian Sutil Force India +79.7 secs
12 Vitaly Petrov Renault +80.6 secs
13 Rubens Barrichello Williams +1 Lap
14 Pastor Maldonado Williams +1 Lap
15 Paul di Resta Force India +1 Lap
16 Timo Glock Virgin Racing +2 Laps
17 Jerome d’Ambrosio Virgin Racing +2 Laps
18 Vitantonio Liuzzi HRT +2 Laps
19 Daniel Ricciardo HRT +3 Laps
Ret Jenson Button McLaren +13 Laps
Ret Sebastien Buemi Toro Rosso +27 Laps
Ret Kamui Kobayashi Sauber +29 Laps
Ret Jarno Trulli Lotus Oil leak
Ret Heikki Kovalainen Lotus Gearbox
Driver of the day - Lewis Hamilton
Rookie of the day - Sergio Perez
Chumps of the day - Pit Stop Mechanics
Bad day at the office- Paul Di Resta
Monday, 13 June 2011
Canadian Grand Prix Review
Apparently according to Martin Whitmarsh at McClaren there would be a 60% chance of it raining on race day. I don’t think anyone predicted that we would have as much rain as we did on Sunday. You could say it was a complete wash-out; it was raining heavily before they even lined up on the grid leading everyone to be allowed to change to wet tyres for the race. Martin Brundle spoke with the steward before the race and asked them not to start the race under a safety car.
His request was denied by the steward and rightly so, the safety car pulled away with all 24 drivers behind him, Alguersuari starting from the pit lane. The only notified absentee from the race was Perez who after crashing in Monaco decided he was not up for racing this weekend. That decision is highly commended as he gave up his chance to race as he knew he wouldn’t give 100% leaving De la Rosa to be reinstated to the driver’s seat. De La Rosa who famously got sacked by Sauber with 5 races to go last season gladly taking up the opportunity with his old employers. Sauber’s proper reserve driver being unavailable for some reason meaning De La Rosa who test drives for McClaren to swap overalls.
Once the safety car came in after doing the first 6 laps it looked like Lewis Hamilton was still in the same race mode as Monaco. He is an aggressive driver as we all know and this season out of the total number of overtakes we have seen this season he has performed 10% of them. On turn 1 after the safety car returned to the pit lane he caught the back of Mark Webber who was helpless as he span round facing the oncoming traffic. Only quick thinking and acting calm he quickly spun round the right way and headed back into the race way down the field. After Hamilton had taken out Webber he decided to make his team mate his next victim as on Lap 8 he came out of the corner hot on the heels of Button coming out of the corner onto the straight and trying to come on the outside of Button. The gap was tiny between his team mate and the wall. Button did not see Lewis coming up by his side and whilst the gap was small it didn’t help by Button slightly moving over to the outside of the track and sending Hamilton into the wall. Button yelped down the Radio “What is he doing?” followed by McClaren team telling Hamilton to retire from the race due to the damage caused. Button had a puncture and had to into the pit lane to change tyres. Whilst everything was happening involving Lewis Hamilton, the Pole sitter Vettel was up front and decided to try and persuade the stewards by saying on his radio “This track is un-drivable” prompting the stewards to call off the race. If the race had been stopped Vettel would have got 12.5 points with his rivals Alonso, Button and Hamilton getting 0. The Race was suspended for more than hour giving us Martin Brundle fans a chance for some fine commentary work just to fill the time. He came up with some glorious quotes and the bromance between him and David Couthard blossoming.
Martin Brundle Quotes
"Come on! Get that safety car into the pit lane!"
“Racecar spelt backwards is racecar.”
“'Bad day for Lewis Hamilton and a bad hair day for Rihanna”
"This idea smells brightly of noise."
"The stewards better cancel their flights home tonight, going to have a hell of a lot extra work"
After more than an hour of the drivers hanging around the rain finally stopped which was greeted by the fans that had persevered with the torrential rain. So it was the safety cars job to start the race on lap 26 and continue leading the race until lap 30. When the safety car went in on lap 30 Button was given a drive through penalty after driving too quickly behind the safety car which he took straight away and once he came out decided to crash into the back of Alonso leading him to go straight back into the pits. This meant after half the race he was now in last place. Button was one of the first drivers to switch to Intermediate tyres and that strategy paid off as the McClaren driver came out of the pits and drove out of his skin to move up the field. He was doing laps at a time of 1 min.17 seconds with the rest of the field doing 1min. 24 seconds. He moved past everyone gradually by the time he was on lap 65 of 70 he had now moved up to 5th place behind Mark Webber. Whilst Jenson Button was busy Michael Schumacher was just as busy as he found himself at the top of the field. He was in 4th position behind Vettel, Kobayashi and Massa, with the German deciding he wanted to roll back the years and pull out a stunning double overtake on Kobayashi and Massa. The Japanese driver and the Brazilian obviously getting to distracted with each other not to notice the veteran on the outside of them both. Sadly shortly after the overtake of the day both Button and Webber moving past him to deny the German a spot on the podium.
Button was catching up on Vettel fast, it was unreal that he was chasing down the World Champion even after he went in the pit lane an incredible six times including the drive through penalty. Vettel felt the Englishman breathing down his neck and the pressure got too much as he slid off the track leaving most people in disbelief including Martin Brundle shouting "Vettel finally shows he's human!". Button took his chance calmly to round off a remarkable grand prix for both himself and us fans. The phrase used this season of “Doing a Webber” will never be used again as Button proved he could do even better however no-one will swap Webber with Button in this phrase as it will never been seen again!
The race finished at 10pm local time, a race that started off slowly but became the race people will wish happens every week. Roll on Valencia, they have got a busy two weeks ahead to try and top Montreal.
Driver of the day – It was Michael Schumacher until the 65th lap but from then on this title belongs to Button.
Overtake of the day – Michael Schumacher’ double overtake on Kobayashi and Massa.
Villan of the day – Lewis Hamilton for second week in a row.
Special mention goes to the stewards for getting the track ready again after the torrential rain.
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Monte Carlo GP Review
Monday, 23 May 2011
Catalunya Review
Nick Heidfeld's car caught fire in practice meaning that he couldn't get his car ready for the start of qualifying. He had to take up last place on the grid for the race. Barrichello had a shocker of a qualifying session finishing in p19, both Barrichello & Williams haven't turned up this season. The same can be said to his team mate Maldonardo this season (who I thought was a ghost driver the amount of times he got shown on the BBC) however Moldonardo decided to put his racing shoes on this weekend. He surprised everyone by getting through to the shootout. It seemed to be the most tactical qualifying of the season as teams were deciding which tyres to use.
Everyone was on soft tyres to get the fastest time possible except for Force India and Michael Schumacher. Schumacher getting into the shootout and changing his tyres to the hard composite. Meaning he would settle for 10th as he was losing 2 seconds a lap off everyone else. Force India chose to change their tyres in session 2 to hard composite as they knew they weren't going to get into the shootout so they qualified down in 16th& 17th. But with hard tyres they knew they would have a slight advantage over the surrounding teams. Kovalainen finishing 15th was a great achievement for Lotus too but he was on the soft tyres so you always knew he was going to struggle holding off the Force India’s behind him in the race. It was expected that Red Bull would be fighting it out for pole and it went along with that trend. Sebastian Vettel having a KERs issue (as always) allowing Mark Webber to snatch pole from the young German. Vettel had to settle for second as he didn’t want to use unnecessary tyres in order to pip his team mate.
Qualifying results
1 Mark Webber RBR-Renault 2. Sebastian Vettel RBR-Renault 3. Lewis Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes 4. Fernando Alonso Ferrari 5.Jenson Button McLaren-Mercedes 6. Vitaly Petrov Renault 7. Nico Rosberg Mercedes 8. Felipe Massa Ferrari 9. Pastor Maldonado Williams-Cosworth 10.Michael Schumacher Mercedes 11. Sebastien Buemi STR-Ferrari 12. Sergio Perez Sauber-Ferrari 13. Jaime Alguersuari STR-Ferrari 14. Kamui Kobayashi Sauber-Ferrari 15. Heikki Kovalainen Lotus-Renault 16. Paul di Resta Force India-Mercedes 17. Adrian Sutil Force India-Mercedes 18. Jarno Trulli Lotus-Renault 19. Rubens Barrichello Williams-Cosworth 20. Timo Glock Virgin-Cosworth 21.Vitantonio Liuzzi HRT-Cosworth 22. Narain Karthikeyan HRT-Cosworth 23. Jerome d'Ambrosio Virgin-Cosworth 24.Nick Heidfeld Renault
Quotes from Qualifying
Martin Brundle to David Coultard - ‘Good thinking Batman’
Jake Humpreys – ‘There is no luck in formula one and there is no logic either’.
Race Review
Fernando Alonso may as well have pulled a rabbit out his hat whilst driving to the first corner. Nobody expected him to be in front after the first corner especially the two Red-Bulls. A brilliant start from the Spaniard allowed him to take the lead and lead for the first 18 laps until he pitted. Mark Webber was covering Vettel but didn’t expect to be fighting more than Vettel at the first corner allowing Alonso to slip up the blind side. Webber continuing to keep up the trend of getting over taken and losing his position before the first corner.
There was action at the back of the grid too with Heidfeld having to start at the back and take inspiration from Webber’s previous races which meant he had to do ‘a Webber’. He started off brightly and gradually moved up the field slowly. As he didn’t do any laps in qualifying he had lots of tyres to use up which gave him an advantage on people driving on old tyres. He supremely moved up the field and whilst not doing as well as Webber he did do amazingly well to get from 24th to finish 8th.
After Alonso pitted on lap 18, Lewis Hamilton and Sebastian Vettel decided to slug it out at the front. However both were hindered by technical problems as Vettel’s DRS stopped working and Hamilton had problems with KERs. Which meant it would be a stalemate and Hamilton would have to pass the German using his talent alone, yet he couldn’t manage to muster it as Vettel defended his position well using KERs to cancel out the DRS of Hamilton. For all the hype about Alonso Fever at the start of the race he did well to get in front however he couldn’t keep up the pace however still did well to finish p5.
Sauber had a great day in Catalunya as both drivers finishing in the top 10. Perez proving why he was given a seat and matching the race he had in Melbourne. Kobayashi as standard getting into the top 10 too, which confirms he is the best newer driver on the grid. He is supremely consistent and bold which could see him get given a seat at either Renualt, Mercedes or even Ferrari next season.
Some racers had a horrid race along with Barrrichello who seemed to disappear in and out of the race as people must have thought he had gone home and watched the race on his couch. Rosberg was unproductive too when his DRS failed early on and had to stick behind his team mate all race as he couldn’t gather enough speed to overtake leaving him extremely frustrated. Massa had a very bad day at the office and was struggling around not really bothering anybody and then he just pulled up. It was later explained as gearbox issues. With Alonso signing a new 5 year deal at Ferrari he looks bewildered and it looks like his seat will be stolen by another driver next year with Hulkenburg or Kobyashi taking it.
Drivers of the day
Lewis Hamilton
Nick Heidfeld
Sergio Perez
Villains of the day
McClaren Overall Designers, Lewis’s overalls looked like the child who designed the Conservative party logo had designed them.
Rubens Barrichello
Martin Brundle – hates me to say it as he is such a great commentator but he moaned about the Catalnya track too much you thought he despised it.
Next Race is Monaco in 4 days time. See you all there!
Monday, 9 May 2011
Instanbul F1 Review
So the complete grid after qualifying looked like this:
1. Sebastian Vettel 2. Mark Webber 3. Nico Rosberg 4. Lewis Hamilton 5. Fernando Alonso 6. Jenson Button 7. Vitaly Petrov 8. Michael Schumacher 9. Nick Heidfeld 10. Felipe Massa 11. Rubens Barrichello 12. Adrian Sutil 13. Paul di Resta 14. Pastor Maldonado 15. Sergio Perez 16. Sebastien Buemi 17. Jaime Alguersuari 18. Heikki Kovalainen 19. Jarno Trulli 20. Tonio Liuzzi 21. Timo Glock 22. Narain Karthikeyan 23. Jerome d’Ambrosio 24. Kamui Kobayashi.
So 23 drivers lined up on the grid ready for the race (Glock did not start), for the first time this season 95% of the grid was as predicted with no real surprises. Although Webber must have found his position unfamiliar as he is not normally on front row this season. However he kept up his trend of not making the first corner without being overtaken. Rosberg kindly snuck up beside him and snatched 2nd place from him, to be fair it was like watching candy being taken from a child. McClaren's Hamilton and Button start together and after last year with the two Red Bulls crashing together the McClarens thought it would be fun to see if we can see how competitive we can get without crashing into each other. Button and Hamilton were overtaking each other several times luckily for Martin Whitmarsh not coming together and ending up in a heap alongside the tarmac.
The star of the show this weekend was not a driver but was the pit-stops. 73 in all during the race partly due to the prielli tyres and partly due to drivers covering each other. There were some real horror shows on display too, no matter how hard they practice it seems you cannot get it perfect all the time. Hamilton and his McClaren team in the thick of it nearly crashing twice in the pitlane. Coincidently it was the Ferrari's who were getting in his way. First of all Massa trying to get out of the pit lane too quick and not looking in his mirrors to see Hamilton right along side him. Then the McClaren team not being able to get the nut in place on the tyres which cost Hamilton an extra 20 seconds. His lollipop collegue did well to stop Hamilton from going as you could see he was fustrated but the lollipop guy didnt let him out of the pit as there was traffic coming in. Time and time again this season we have seen the outcome of if you do more pit stops the more succcesful you are. Button and Buemi fell foul of this rule when they tried the 3 stop rule but were being overtaken by all the people who have done 4 stops. Michael Schumacher had an afternoon to forget, being overtaken alot and not being very productive. The fustration got the better of him as every time the camera was on him he was getting overtaken and for once he even admitted he was in the wrong when he collided with Petrov.
Alonso had a great race to claim a podium position, although the McClaren's did hand it to him on a plate with their poor strategies. The real star driver who had his 'Do a Webber' moment starting from last on the grid to pick up a point by finishing 10th. A solid drive from the bold and daring driver. He drives like he has nothing to lose every week so it didnt daunt him one bit and he moved up to field in timely fashion and got his strategy spot on.
Stars of the day - Kobayashi and the Pit-Stops.
Villan of the day - Michael Schumacher
Final race finishing positions:
01. Sebastian Vettel Red Bull 1:30:17.558
02. Mark Webber Red Bull +8.807
03. Fernando Alonso Ferrari +10.075
04. Lewis Hamilton McLaren + 40.232
05. Nico Rosberg Mercedes + 47.539
06. Jenson Button McLaren + 59.431
07. Nick Heidfeld Renault + 1:00.857
08. Vitaly Petrov Renault + 1:08.168
09. Sebastien Buemi Toro Rosso + 1:09.300
10. Kamui Kobayashi Sauber + 1:18.000
11. Felipe Massa Ferrari + 1:19.800
12. Michael Schumacher Mercedes + 1:25.400
13. Adrian Sutil Force India + 1 lap
14. Sergio Perez Sauber + 1 lap
15. Rubens Barrichello Williams + 1 lap
16. Jaime Alguersuari Toro Rosso +1 lap
17. Pastor Maldonado Williams + 1 lap
18. Jarno Trulli Lotus + 1 lap
19. Heikki Kovalainen Lotus + 2 laps
20. Jerome D'Ambrosio Virgin + 2 laps
21. Narain Karthikeyan HRT + 3 laps
22. Tonio Liuzzi HRT + 5 laps
Retirements
Paul Di Resta - 44 laps
Timo Glock - DNS
Next race is in Spain: It is the home race of Fernando Alonso. Prepare for Fernando Fever!
See you all in two weeks!